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The Doctor's Appointment
There's nothing worse
than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong
in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this
senior citizen handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are
you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
embarrassment in this roomful of people. You should have said there
is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the
problem further with the doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room
full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man
walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter.
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