There were three priests in a train station,
all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely
lass, well endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman. The priests were all in embarrassing new
territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets. The first priest
approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three pickets
to titsburg." Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to
Pittsburgh," he began, "and I would like the change in nipples and dimes."
So, of course, he also fled.
Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I
would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say," he continued, "if
you insist on dressing like that when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to
shake his peter at you."
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