A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital
with an oxygen mask over his mouth.
A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he
mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed the young
nurse replies, "I don't know Mr. Smith, I'm only here to wash your face and
hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?" Again the nurse
replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so marched over to
inquire what was wrong. "Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles
black?" Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the
bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right
good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing
wrong with them!!!"
At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test results
back???
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