Hilary & The Clock

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

She asked, "What are all those clocks for?"

St. Peter answered, Those are "Lie-Clocks". Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.

Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's, The hands have never moved indicating that she
never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?""That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."

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