On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people
Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two Irish men and one Irish woman
Two American men and one American woman.
One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere,
the following things have occurred....
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage a trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to a
The two Japanese men faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.
The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do
not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of
coconut whisky. However, they are happy because the English aren't having any fun.
The two American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman will not shut up
and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is
doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the
equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her
last boyfriend respected her opinions and treated her a lot better than they do, and how
her relationship with her mother is the cause of all her problems, and why didn't they
bring a cell phone with them so they could call 911 and get them all rescued from this
godforsaken deserted island in the middle of nowhere... so she can get her nails done and