After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped
in his New York neighborhood barbershop to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey,
Luigi, How was da treep?" Luigi said, "Everything was a perfect except for da
train a ride down."
What'a you mean, Luigi?"
"Well, we boarda da train
at Grand Centrala Station. My beautiful Virginia had packed a biga basket a food with vino
and cigars for a me, and a we were looking a "forward to da trip. All was OK until we
gotta hungry and opened up a da luncha basket. The conductor came by, wagged his a finger
at us and a say, "no eat in dese'a car. Musta use a dining car."
So, me and my beautiful'a
Virginia, we go to dining car, eat a biga lunch and begin to open a bottle of vino!
Conductor walk by me again, wag his a finger and say, "No drink'a in dese'a car.
Must'a use'a club'a car, so we go to club'a car.
While'a drinking vino, I start
to light'a my big'a cigar. The connductor, he wag'a his finger again and say, "No
smoke'a in dese'a car. Must'a go to smoker car." We go to smoker car and I smoke'a my
Later, my beautiful Virginia
and I, we go to sleeper car and'a go to bed. We just about to have'a sex and the
conductor, he walk'a through car corridor shouting at top of his voice, "NO'FOLK'A,
VIRGINIIA! NO'FOLK'A VIRGINIA!" Next'a time, Imadriva down.