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4 People and Only 3 Parachutes

An airplane was about to crash; there were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes.  The first passenger said, I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA Basketball player.  The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die.."  So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States; I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President and, above all, the cleverest woman in the world."  She just grabbed the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, The Pope, says to the fourth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left.  As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The boy said, "It's Ok, there's still a parachute left for you.  The world's cleverest woman took my school backpack."


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