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Propaganda From The Lone Star State

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twentypounds.

"Wow! Twenty pounds!" exclaimed many at the bar as they congratulated the proud father.

Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognizedhim and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas babythat weighed twenty pounds at birth?  How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "10 pounds."

The bartender said, "Why, what happened? Didn't he weigh twenty pounds?"

The proud Texas father said, "Yup...just had him circumcised!"               

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