Two Kentucky boys, Bubba and Cooter, decided
that they weren't going anywhere in life and that they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic.
What's logic?" asked Bubba. The professor
answered, "Let me give you an example.
Do you own a weed eater?" "I sure
do," answered Bubba.
Then I can assume, using logic, that you
have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good," Bubba responded in
The professor continued: "Logic will
also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house." Impressed, Bubba
"And since you own a house, logic
dictates that you have a wife." "Betty Mae! This is incredible!" Bubba is
obviously catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife,
logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "You're
right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I cain't wait to take this
here logic class."
Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to
him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting. "So what classes are
ya takin?" Cooter asks. "Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba.
"What in tarnation is logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" "No."
"You're queer, ain't ya?