An executive was in quandary. He had to get
rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or
Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both
did excellent work.
He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would
have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hungover after partying all night. She went to the
cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said:
"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off, I have a terrible headache."