A guy phones a law office and says: "I
want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist replies "I'm sorry but he died
The next day he phones again and the guy asks the same question. The receptionist replies
"I told you yesterday, he died last week."
The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the
receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says "I keep telling you that your
lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"