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There was a married couple sleeping and an
intruder entered into their house.
The intruder put a knife to
the neck of the woman and said, "I like to know the names of my victims before I kill
them, what is your name?"
"My name is Elizabeth," the woman replied.
The intruder said, "You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I
can't kill you."
The intruder then turned to the husband and asked, "What is your name?"
"My name's Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth."