Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable
garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her
neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired
of him his secret.
"It's really quite
simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the
evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with
Desperate for the perfect
garden, she tried his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily.
Two weeks passed and her
neighbor stopped by to check her progress. "So", he asked, "Any luck with
"No", she replied
excitedly... "But you should see the size of my cucumbers!"