Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room
taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork
stuck in his butt.
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot," lamented the first Arab! "It is permanently stuck in
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp.
There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white
beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant
you one wish."