Yesterday scientists suggested that,
considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones
in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that
beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men
turn into women.
To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was
then observed that 100% of the men: talked excessively without making sense; became overly
emotional; couldn't drive; failed to think rationally; argued over nothing; had to sit
down while urinating; and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.