A white haired, old man walked into a
jeweler's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young lady on his side.
"I'm looking for a
special ring for my girlfriend" he said.
The jeweler looks through his
stock, and takes out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.
"I don't think you
understand ... I want something very unique," he said.
At that, the jeweler went and
fetched his special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at $40,000."
The girls' eyes sparkled, and
the man said that he would take it.
"How are you
"I'll pay by check, but
of course you would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check
and you can phone the bank tomorrow, then I'll fetch the ring on Monday".
Monday morning a very pissed
off jeweler phones the man. " You bastard, you lied, there's no money in that
"I know, but can you
imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?"
...Gotta' watch those old guys
with white hair...