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Identifying Drivers

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: NORTH DAKOTA, but driving in CALIFORNIA

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS

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