A dad walks into a market with his young son.
The kid is holding a quarter.
Suddenly, the boy starts
choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and
starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive,
but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market
reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she
looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it
on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to
squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly.
After a few seconds the boy
convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free
hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat
in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his
son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts
thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman
replies. "I work for the IRS."