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Hillbilly Intellect



Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
 
1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner.."

2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"
 
1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
 
2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'!  My wife is so stupid, she bought one of  them new fangled warshin' machines!"
 
1st Hillbilly: "why is that so stupid?"
 
2nd Hillbilly: "cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
 
3rd Hillbilly : "that ain't nuthin'!  My wife is dumber than both yer wifes  put together!...I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."
 
1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "well what's so dumb about that?"
 
3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker
 

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