An old man who loves to fish was sitting in
his boat on a lake when he heard a voice say, "pick me up."
He looked around and could not see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the
voice again, "pick me up."
He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog. The old man said,
"are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "yes, i'm talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me and i'll turn into
the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and will give you the most wonderful sexual
pleasures that you have ever dreamed of."
The old man looked at the frog for a short time and then reached over and picked it up
carefully, placing it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, "what are you nuts, didn't you hear what i said? I said kiss me
and i will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had."
The old man opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "at my age i'd rather
have a talking frog."