A squad of American soldiers patrolling along the Iraqi
border. To their surprise, found a badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch
along side the road.
A short distance up the road, they also found a badly mangled American soldier lying in a
ditch on the other side of the road, who was still alive.
They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head. They asked him what had happened.
The American soldier whispered, "Well, I was walking down this road, heavily armed to
when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye
and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of crap!"
The Iraq border guard looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, Tom
Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of your Democrats are unprincipled, lying pieces of crap,
"We were standing there shaking hands when we both got hit by a truck!.