The Italian Who Went To Detroit

Later, I go out to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tell I wanna fock. She tella me everyone wanna fock. I tella, "You no unnastand, I wanna fock on the table". She say, "you better not fock on the table, you somma ma bitch".

So I go back to my room in tha hotel and there is no shits ona my bed. I called the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say "You no unnastand, I wanna shit ona the bed". He say "You better no shit on the bed, you somma ma bitch".

I go to the check out and the man at the desk say "Peace to you" and I say "Piss ona you too, YOU somma ma bitch. I qonna back to Italy".