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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
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The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
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The youngest pope was 11 years old.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander the Great,
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson.  Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
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Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that make them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
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No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Super bowl.
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The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the major League All-Star Game.
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Q.  What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A.  Conception.
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Q.  What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
A.  No theme song
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Q.  Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A.  Their birthplace.
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Q.  Most boat owners name their boats.  What is the most popular boat name requested?
A.  Obsession
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Q.  If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A.  One thousand
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Q.  What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A.  All invented by women.
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Q.  What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A.  Honey
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Q.  There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year?
A.  Father's Day
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Q.  What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
A.  He was allergic to carrots.
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Q.  What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A.  Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on.  Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".



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