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1. Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

2. Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

3. Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

4. Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

5. Forbidden fruits create many jams.

6. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

7. God grades on the cross, not the curve.

8. God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

9. God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

10. He who angers you, controls you!

11. If God is your Copilot - swap seats!

12. Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

13. The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

14. The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

15. We don't change the message, the message changes us.

16. You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

17. The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given

18. "Father, bless this person in whatever it is that You know he or she may be needing this day!" AMEN!!



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