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Messages on Church Signs


"Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!"

"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1"

"Under same management for over 2000 years"

"Soul food served here"

"Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church"

"Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What's yours?"

"WalMart isn't the only saving place!"

"Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible"

"It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees"

"What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" don't you understand?"

"Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive"

"Can't sleep?  Try counting your blessings"

"Forbidden fruit creates many jams"

"Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!"

"Satan subtracts and divides. God adds and multiplies"

"If you do not want to reap the fruits of sin stay out of the devil's orchard"

"To belittle is to be little"

"Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you"

"God answers knee mail"



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