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On a Sear's hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
 
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner!  No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special)
 
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how ...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
 
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
 
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day .  .  .)
 
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
 
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
 medication."
 
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
 
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
 
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
 
On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
 
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
 
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." ( Step 3: Fly Delta.)
 
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company.  I blame parents for this one.)
 
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?  My God!  Are Swedes that much tougher than we are?)



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