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For those of you who have
children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want
Attend this meeting and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. ...prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off old clothing of every kind.They may be seen in the
basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring
a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10AM. All ladies are invited to lunch
in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their
electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM, Please use the back door
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement on
Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large
double door at the side entrance.
Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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