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Confucious Say..

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who breaks wind in church sits in own pew.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget. 

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