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What I Have Learned As I Mature....
I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic
and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only
takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they
are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is
at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money
to take its place.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
from you too soon and the all the less important ones just never go
Pass this along to five friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it.
Who knows, maybe something good will happen. If not....tough shit.
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