COME-BACK ANSWER #1
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you
like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no,"
COME-BACK ANSWER #2
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket
and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a
beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your
COME-BACK ANSWER #3
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store
but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a
stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock
boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
COME-BACK ANSWER #4
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all
day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got
here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped
laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
COME-BACK ANSWER #5
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up
that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the
bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The
cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his
hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck
driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of
COME-BACK ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,
no other excuses whatsoever!" A wise guy in the back of the
room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow
I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and
snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly
at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I
guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."