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Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums
-- Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
-- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
-- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
-- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
-- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
-- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
-- If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time,
on a hill, in the fog.
-- If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
-- The things that come to those who wait will be the things left
over by those who got there first.
-- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
-- Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
-- The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
-- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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