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You Might Be in the Aerospace Industry if.....
1. You sat at the same desk for four
years & worked for eight different Managers.
2. Your resume is on a jump drive, in your pocket.
3. When someone asks what you do for a living, you lie.
4. You get really excited about a 3% pay increase!
5. Your biggest loss from a hard drive crash is that you lose your
best jokes & Internet sites.
6. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
7. It's dark on your drive to & from work.
8. Fun is when "projects" are assigned to someone else.
9. Communication is something your Group is having problems with.
10. You see a good-looking person & know immediately they are
only a visitor.
11. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
12. All art involves a white board.
13. All real work is done prior to 9:00 AM or after 5:00 PM.
14. You're already late on the assignment you just received.
15. Dilbert is your favorite cartoon.
16. Your boss's favorite lines are;
"When you get
a few minutes",
"In your spare
"I have an
opportunity for you".
17. 90% of the people in your Company do not know what you do.
18. 90% of the people in your Company do not care what you do.
19. Vacation is something you rollover to next year or a check you
get every January.
20. Change is the norm.
21. Nepotism is encouraged.
22. You read this entire list & understood all of it.
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