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How Many Christians Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Charismatic : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of
Presbyterians : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic : None
Baptists : At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the
change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken .
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk
about how much better the old one was.
Mormons : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the
need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have
found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem
or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday
service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions,
including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted,
all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are
loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a
bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered
dish to pass.
Nazarene : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting
Lutherans don't believe in change.
What's a light bulb?
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