ON TURNING 70Â "You still chase women, but only downhill". ON TURNING 80Â "That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing." ON TURNING 90Â "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." ON TURNING 100Â "I don't feel old. In fact I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap." ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXINGÂ "I ruined my hands in the ring ... the referee kept stepping on them." ON SAILORSÂ "They spend the first six days of each week sowing their wild oats, then they go to church on Sunday and pray for crop failure."