ON TURNING 70 "You still chase women, but only
ON TURNING 80 "That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs
ON TURNING 90 "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the
ON TURNING 100 "I don't feel old. In fact I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap."
ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING "I ruined my hands in the ring ... the
referee kept stepping on them."
ON SAILORS "They spend the first six days of each week sowing their wild oats,
then they go to church on Sunday and pray for crop failure."