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The governor's mansion in Georgia burned down! Yep. Pert near
took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books - poof! Up
in flames, and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A guy from Georgia passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she
can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How can you tell if a Georgia redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on BOTH
sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Georgia to 32? It seems
they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Georgia ? Documentaries.
Where was the tooth brush invented? Georgia (and West Virginia). If it had been invented
anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-95 and says to the driver, "Got any
I.D.?" The driver replies "Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Georgia State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for
a million years.
A new law was recently passed in Georgia. . . When a couple gets divorced they are STILL
At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the Georgia driver what gear he was in at the
moment of impact. He replied, "tractor hat and camouflage hunting outfit"
Folks in Georgia now go to movies in groups of 18. They were told "17 and under are
A Georgia man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her
contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?", the
doctor asked. "No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her Husband!"
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