BEFORE - You take my
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AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating
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BEFORE - Twice a night
AFTER - Twice a month
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BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
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BEFORE - Saturday Night Fever
AFTER - Monday Night Football
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BEFORE - Don't stop
AFTER - Don't start
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BEFORE - Is that all you're having?
AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey
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BEFORE - It's like I'm living in a dream
AFTER - It's like he lives in a dorm
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BEFORE - $60/doz.
AFTER - $1.50/stem
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BEFORE - Turbocharged
AFTER - Jumpstart
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BEFORE - We agree on everything
AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
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BEFORE - Victoria's Secret
AFTER - Fruit-of-the-Loom
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BEFORE - Charming and Noble
AFTER - Chernobyl
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BEFORE - Feathers and handcuffs
AFTER - Ball and chain
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BEFORE - Idol
AFTER - Idle
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BEFORE - I love a woman with curves
AFTER - I never said you were fat
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BEFORE - He's completely lost without me
AFTER - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
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BEFORE - Time stood still
AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere
BEFORE - Croissant and cappuccino
AFTER - Bagel and instant
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BEFORE - You look so seductive in black
AFTER - Your clothes are so depressing
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BEFORE - Oysters
AFTER - Fishsticks
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BEFORE - I can hardly believe we found each other
AFTER - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
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BEFORE - Passion
AFTER - Ration
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BEFORE - Once upon a time
AFTER - The end
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