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Some Interesting Ads
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Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8-Yrs Old. Hateful Little Dog. Bites.
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Free Puppies: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel 1/2 Sneaky Neighbor's Dog.
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Free Puppies: Part German Shepherd, Part Stupid Dog.
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German Shepherd: 85 Lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
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Found: Dirty White Dog. Looks Like A Rat. Been Out Awhile. Better Be A Reward.
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1 Man, 7 Woman Hot Tub: $850/Obo
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Snow Blower For Sale: Only Used On Snowy Days.
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Cows, Calves Never Bred, Also One Gay Bull For Sale.
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Nordic Track $300: Hardly Used, Call Chubby
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Georgia Peaches: California Grown - .89/Lb.
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Nice Parachute: Never Opened - Used Once.
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Joining Nudist Colony! Must Sell Washer & Dryer - $300.
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Open House: Body Shapers/Toning Salon --Free Coffee & Donuts.
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For Sale By Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. Forty-five (45) volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000.00/obo. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows
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