Why did the chicken cross the road?
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken
is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is
no middle ground here.
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken
crossing the road.
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have
access to the other side of the road.
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked
industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the
road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government
grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support
group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this?!? How much
more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax
dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government
took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at
the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.
No little bird gave me any insider information.
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the
road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
To die in the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their
motives called into question.
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken
crossed the road, and that was good enough.
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for
the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting,
and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
It was an historic inevitability.
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your
underlying sexual insecurity.
I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,
file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet explorer is an
integral part of eChicken.
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
I invented the chicken!
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And
the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Did I miss one?