Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking
America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge
Drafter will be in production in Canada this year.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I
never had one."
American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of
crap he can't fly.
Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity,
vision, and wisdom.
Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it,
the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do the Hanky Panky between