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Stocks To Watch In 2004


Watch for these consolidations in 2004 and make yourself a bundle.

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become...... Hale,Mary,Fuller,Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become........Polly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as....... MMMGood.

4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to become, of course....... ZipAudiDoDa.

5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and consolidate as......... FedUP

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become ..... Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become....Poupon Pants

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat'l Org. of Women will become.... Knott NOW

9. Mobile Oil is purchasing what is left of Enron and will be known as MORON



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