1. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
2. If corn oil comes from
corn, where does baby oil come from?
3. How did a fool and his
money get together?
4. How do they get a deer
to cross at that yellow road sign?
5. If it's tourist season,
why can't we shoot them?
6. What's another word for
thesaurus?
7. Why do they sterilize
the needles for lethal injections?
8. What do they use to ship
styrofoam?
9. Why is abbreviation such
a long word?
10. Why is there an
expiration date on my sour cream container?
11. Why did kamikaze pilots
wear helmets?
12. Is it true that
cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
13. When you choke a smurf,
what color does it turn?
14. Does fuzzy logic
tickle?
15. Why do they call it a
TV set when you only get one?
16. What was the best thing
before sliced bread?
17. "Experience is
what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
18. If a book about
failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
19. Do cemetery workers
prefer the graveyard shift?
20. What do you do when you
see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
21. Do hungry crows have
ravenous appetites?
22. Is it possible to be
totally partial?
23. If a parsley farmer is
sued, can they garnish his wages?
24. Would a fly without
wings be called a walk?
25. Why do steam irons have
a permanent press setting?
26. Can you be a closet
claustrophobic?
27. Why do they lock gas
station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
28. Why do people who know
the least know it the loudest?
29. If the funeral
procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
30. If a stealth bomber
crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
31. If a turtle doesn't
have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
32. When it rains, why
don't sheep shrink?
33. Should vegetarians eat
animal crackers?
34. If the cops arrest a
mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
35. Why is the word
abbreviation so long?
36. When companies ship
Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
37. If you're cross-eyed
and have dyslexia, can you read all right? |
