Position on "Streaking"|
To: All Employees
The Management Has
Adapted The Following:
1. Streaking will be permitted as follows:
Female employees will streak on odd days, Male on even days. On payday, all employees may
streak subject to the following:
2. Girls who have tattoos on the lower half
of their bodies such as "sock it to me" or "What you see is what you
get" will not be permitted to streak. Men with tattoos such as "Let it all hang
out" will not be permitted to streak. Also, men with tattoos of butterflies, roses,
or elves will streak with females.
3. Junior executives may carry briefcases
while streaking, however, the usual rule applies --- Junior executives may never carry any
business papers, but may carry the usual such as a box of Kleenex, lunch, wife's shopping
list and playboy magazines, etc.
4. Girls with busts size larger than 36B
must wear a bra while in the shop area or around any moving machinery. Girls with bust
sizes smaller than 36B should not try to impress people by wearing a bra.
5. If you streak in any area where food is
served, you must wear two hairnets. These will be available in the vending machines in the
6. In the event your physical make-up is
such that your sex cannot be determined, such as flat chest for girls or long hair on boys
you must wear a tag stating "I am a boy" or "I am a girl". Tags will
be attached on girls with hairpins or paper clips, on boys with rubber bands; please
return paper clips and rubber bands to stationary supplies after you have finished
7. Girls may wear jewelry while streaking
but in no event should they bend over to retrieve it should it fall. (Due to insurance
8. No female beyond her seventh month of
pregnancy or those wishing to become pregnant may streak.
9. No mixed streaking in dark hallways,
broom closets, or under desks.
10. When streaking, do not tailgate.
Signed: The Management