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Boots Don't Really Make a Cowboy
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A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his
feet propped up on a table. He has the biggest feet she's ever seen. The woman asks the cowboy if it's true what they say
about men with big feet. The cowboy says, "Sure is. Why don't you come back to
my place and let me prove it?"
The woman figures why not and spends the
night with him.
The next day she hands the cowboy a $100
bill.
Blushing, he says, "I'm flattered, nobody has ever paid me for my services
before."
To this the woman replies, "Well,
don't be. Take this money and buy yourself some boots that fit !" |
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