At one point during a game, the coach called one of
his seven year old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what
cooperation is? What a team is?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a
team?"
The little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you
shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand
all that?"
Again the little boy nodded.
He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to
play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb ass' is it?"
Again the little boy nodded.
"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your
mother."Â
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