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How Golfer's Score

The homicide detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"

"Yes."

"Did you hit her with that golf club?"

"Yes, yes, I did." The man stifles a sob, drops the club,  and puts his hands on his head.

"How many times did you hit her?"

"I don't know. Five, six, seven.....Put me down for a five." 


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