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A Dearly Departed Religious Dog


A man named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with a pet dog he doted on.  The dog finally died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, the dog is dead. Could ya be sayin' a mass for the creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not.  We cannot have services for an animal in the church, but there's a new denomination down the road, and no telling what they believe.  Maybe they'll do somethin' for the poor little creature."

Muldoon said, "I'll go right away.  Do ya think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?"

Father Patrick exclaimed, "Glory be to God!  Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?"

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