Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she
sat
contemplating ecological
issues
on the shores of an
unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow
near her castle.
The frog hopped into the
Princess' lap
and said: "
Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a
spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young Prince
that I am
and then, my sweet, we can
marry
and setup housekeeping in yon
castle
with my Mother,
where you can prepare my
meals,
clean my clothes, bear my
children,
and forever feel grateful and
happy
doing so ."
That night,
on a repast of lightly
sauteed frogs legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and
thought:
I don't fucking think so
!!!!!
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