Note: Due to the complexity
and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8
participants each.
Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion.
Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and
avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice!
Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and
explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the
kitchen sink? Examples on video.
Topic 6 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline support
and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of
turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
Topic 8 - Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and
audio tape.
Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonials.
Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving
simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to live: Basic differences between your mother and your wife. Online
class and role playing.
Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation, exercises, meditation and
breathing techniques.
Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other
important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions
and full lobotomies offered.
**Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.**
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