Great Presentation Skills
- Able to bullshit
Good Communication Skills -
Spends lots of time on phone
Average Employee - Not too
bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified -
Made no major blunders yet
Work Is First Priority - Too
ugly to get a date
Active Socially - Drinks a lot
Family Is Active Socially -
Spouse drinks, too
Independent Worker - Nobody
knows what he/she does
Quick Thinking - Offers
plausible excuses
Careful Thinker - Won't make a
decision
Aggressive – Obnoxious
Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs -
Gets someone else to do it
Expresses Themselves Well -
Speaks English
Meticulous Attention To Detail
- A nit picker
Has Leadership Qualities - Is
tall or has a loud voice
Exceptionally Good Judgment
– Lucky
Keen Sense Of Humor - Knows a
lot of dirty jokes
Career Minded - Back Stabber
Loyal - Can't get a job
anywhere else |