Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in
Why are there flotation devices under plane
seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations
when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to
shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no
How does the guy who drives the snowplow
get to work in the mornings?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days
a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do
they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a
cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of
light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open
here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad
of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on
Why is it that when you transport something
by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called
You know that little indestructible black
box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and
looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it
become kitty liter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does
baby oil come from?
How did a fool and his money get together?
How do they get a deer to cross at that
yellow road sign?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needles for
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns
because they taste funny?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only
What was the best thing before sliced
"Experience is what you get when you
didn't get what you wanted."
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is
it a success?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard
What do you do when you see an endangered
animal that eats only endangered plants?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they
garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do steam irons have a permanent press
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are
they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do people who know the least know it
If the funeral procession is at night, do
folks drive with their lights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest,
will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he
homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him
he has the right to remain silent?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they
pack it in?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can
you read all right?